Friday, July 23, 2010

"Newark mayor has issues with tissues"

By Jeannie DeAngelis

"Three years after Sheryl Crow shared her insights and concerns about toilet paper usage, "things are getting so bad in Newark that the mayor has ordered the government stop buying toilet paper."

Cory Booker isn't limiting the sheet-per-sitting as suggested by savvy Sheryl. Booker decided to save money by ceasing to supply toilet paper to government workers, period. Thankfully, for the rest of the city and in light of the toilet paper issue, the mayor is also "reducing most city workers to a 4-day work week.""

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