Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Presbyterian Church (Taiban, New Mexico)


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3 Doors Down - Citizen Soldier

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Olef & Sven fishing

Olef and Sven were fishing on the Michigan river when Sven

pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole

for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching

into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in

his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Olef, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olef.

'Could I see him?'

Olef opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend

of your master.? Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie..

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven

sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million

ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olef,? 'Yumpin'

Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of

hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

H/T Terry

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Italian Police Lambo

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What Obama Wants

via, everywhere

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Todays Earl Pitts, 3-31


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Mystery computer virus Conficker threatens to wreak havoc

Murad Ahmed, Technology Reporter

"A computer virus that has been spreading around the world for months is set to come alive tomorrow."

"Experts have struggled to tackle it and they do not know who controls it or why it was created. But tomorrow the virus, dubbed Conficker, will “call home” to its creator to seek new instructions. No one knows what will happen next."


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Starting to look like L.A.


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"Canadian ice skater Shae-Lynn Bourne...

...presents a creation during a "Dressed To Kilt" fashion event in New York March 30, 2009."

REUTERS/Lucas Jackson

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"Soldiers from Recce Platoon 3rd battalion...

...of the Royal Canadian regiment battle group from the NATO-led coalition stand guard as a car approaches in a road in the Taliban stronghold of Arghandab district in Kandahar province, southern Afghanistan, March 30, 2009."

REUTERS/Stefano Rellandini

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"An Israeli border police officer...

...takes a photograph of a comrade as he poses with a parrot on his head outside the Damascus Gate in Jerusalem's Old City March 30, 2009."

REUTERS/Ronen Zvulun

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'Toilet row' lowers space morale

"A Russian cosmonaut has complained he is no longer allowed to use a US toilet as well as a US exercise bike."


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Emergency declared in Philippines

"A state of emergency has been imposed on a southern Philippine island where militants holding three aid workers have threatened to kill one of them."


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