"Yeah, When Monkeys Fly Out of Your Tailpipe"

"The greenies’ dream of forcing the American culture into an undernourished energy consumer is alchemy pure and simple. But reality eventually wins every contest and even a Soros-funded campaign cannot turn environmentalist idealism into gold.

One of the greatest blessings of living in the 21st Century is that we can rapidly transport ourselves and our groceries in affordable vehicles at speeds up to 75mph. There are very good reasons why gasoline and diesel have supplied the power for our cars and delivery trucks for over 120 years."