"5 Political Catchphrases You Should Never Believe"

"One of the most tragic things about modern politics is that it's practically impossible for the average American to understand what's going on without an interpreter. By that, I mean that the "Saving Kittens, Baby Pandas, and Puppies Act of 2011" may actually be a bill that gives $10,000 tax credits to lawyers who defend sleazy zoos from negligence suits.

From there, things only get worse because the newspapers blindly parrot whatever the liberal line is..."