"I've got a proposal for you. I'd call it a "modest proposal" but, thanks to Jonathan Swift, when writers say that, it means they're about to propose something absolutely bonkers to make a satirical point along the lines of "Let's eat Irish babies!" or "Joe Biden should be president!"
My proposal might still be crazy, but it's not satire.
OK, OK, I can tell you're keen to hear it.
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