Sounds like a stimulus plan to me

A Farmer named Clay had a car accident.

In court, the trucking company's fancy hot shot lawyer,
was questioning Clay.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?"
asked the lawyer.

Clay responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had
just loaded my favourite cow, Cora, into the...."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just
answer the question, please. Did you, or did you not say,
at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"

Clay said, "Well, I had just got Cora into the trailer and I
was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident,
this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he
was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is
trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell
him to simply answer the question."

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clay's answer
and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say
about his favourite cow, Cora".

Clay thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying,
I had just loaded Cora, my favourite cow, into the trailer and
was driving down the highway when this huge semi-truck and
trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the
side. I was thrown into one ditch and Cora was thrown into
the other. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move, but,
I could hear Cora moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the
scene. He could hear Cora moaning and groaning, so he went
over to her. After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition,
he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road, with the gun still
in his hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"


"Now tell me, what would you say?"

H/T Lilas