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Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Olef & Sven fishing
Olef and Sven were fishing on the Michigan river when Sven
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole
for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in
his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
'Vell,' replied Olef, 'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olef.
'Could I see him?'
Olef opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend
of your master.? Vill you grant me vun vish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie..
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
ducks....flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olef,? 'Yumpin'
Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
H/T Terry
pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole
for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in
his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
'Vell,' replied Olef, 'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olef.
'Could I see him?'
Olef opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend
of your master.? Vill you grant me vun vish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie..
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven
sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
ducks....flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olef,? 'Yumpin'
Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
H/T Terry
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"Experts have struggled to tackle it and they do not know who controls it or why it was created. But tomorrow the virus, dubbed Conficker, will “call home” to its creator to seek new instructions. No one knows what will happen next."
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