Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to
sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...
The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the
passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats
directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to
your butt in the summer heat.
Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a
Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow
smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership........damn guy had no sense of humor.
H/T Terry Springfield
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How to tell if your truck is Republican:
• It only moves in reverse.
• The radio has no "off" button and only plays talk stations at full volume.
• You can see Russia in the rear view mirror.
• Instead of an airbag, it has a Rush Limbaugh bobblehead doll.
• It has no safety regulations, but features both driver and passenger side crucifixes
(removal of these will cause it to fail inspection).
• It refuses to stop at toll booths because they are "socialist".
• It will transport illegal immigrants to a job site, but not to a doctor.
• Even though it claims to be a Chevy, it hangs out all night with Subarus.
• It thinks "smart cars" are elitist.
• It claims to be "balanced" but pulls hard to the right.
• You must say a prayer before it will start.
• The American Flag decals on it are made in China.
(That was fun. I could come up with a bunch more...)
peace
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