Relief from rotten calls from Denmark

By Wesley Pruden

"Barack Obama is eager to return to Copenhagen, where he couldn't rescue the Olympics for Chicago, for a dramatic last-minute liberation of the world just before we all sink into a boiling sea with the polar bears.

Money is no object, of course. On Monday, the "developing countries" of the world - these countries were once called "the Third World" until someone came up with better marketing - demanded that "the rich countries" put more loot in their begging bowls."