Friday, March 20, 2009

CRISIS! WHAT CRISIS? HA! AMERICA: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!

By Dave Weinbaum

"Like most teens these days, my 17 year old daughter possesses a cell phone. The first time I called her she answered, "Hello." I started talking then heard her respond, "Who is this?" I said, "I'm the guy who's providing you food, shelter and cell phones!" She retorted, "Ha, you've been punk'd! Leave a message after the beep."


After falling for this con five times, I'm now on to her little scam.


As President Obama's popularity results lower and his negative numbers climb, it's apparent that America is a little quicker on the uptake than I was."

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