"Americans, as everyone knows, are dumb and brash and vulgar. They eat far too much and run grotesquely to fat. They're the world's new bullying imperialist, shooting first and asking questions later. Their healthcare system means that, if you don't have insurance, you're left to die on the street. They're so racist they did nothing for all those black people made homeless by Hurricane Katrina. They're so geographically ignorant they think Iran is Iraq. They eat doughnuts (which, like colour, they spell wrong) and burgers and fries with everything. They're obsessed with guns. Every other school has a serial killer waiting to go postal. They'll nuke us all, one day, just you see."
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