By Lee Cary
"When he, His Obamaness, said these things, the serfs of the Realm looked at each other with furrowed eyebrows. Even a few among the Town Criers wondered in their minds, inclined to accept all that His Obamaness said as being demigod oracles, if Himself had been smoking behind the White Palace when the Joust occurred. One citizen, who heralded from the Land of Cal-lee-four-nya, was heard to ask, "What's the Dude smokin'? We want some!" "Dude" was a nickname that Jonathan Stewart, a popular street jester, had given to His Obamaness. Oops, another digression. Sorry.
It came to pass, then, that after Himself had explained why the Donkey Clan got stomped by the rampaging Elephants, that His Obamaness set out to visit the Land of Curry and other places in the Far East."
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