"Here’s my idea for solving the airport security problem.
I think that every airport passenger everywhere should be issued a hospital gown before boarding the plane. Everyone flies wearing only one of those short, thin gowns that tie in the back. Difficult to hide much with those, plus this will discourage a lot of unnecessary moving around the plane.
Furthermore, it’s hard to hold the back of those closed while wielding a weapon and it’s even more difficult to take seriously someone whose tuchas is hanging out."
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