"Liberals Attempt to Stifle Soldiers’ Ability to Vote"

"The Left has so derailed and so thoroughly misread America that it would be a miracle if they won cheap seats to Leif Garrett’s “I Was Made for Dancin’ Comeback Concert” at the Light-A-Fart Nursing Home in Bugtussle, Texas come November 2nd.

The only way the woefully unpopular progressives can score much on anything in the upcoming mid-terms is via uncut, unmitigated, and unsubstantiated Graysonisms, steering clear of Obama’s policy toxicity, voter fraud, making certain the military doesn’t get to vote, and through ballot box blocking once a Tea Party mark is made.

Yep, the desperate, rudderless Left is freakin’ out and yelling:

- “Bring on the Obama Kool-Aid from election past!”"