"Guide for enlisted soldiers & marines seeking to infiltrate gain admission to the University of California and other top universities"

"You've had enough with deployments, with training, with being dirty, and the mind-numbing stupidity of military life. You're tired of saluting officers you don't respect, of course; but you're also tired of the attitude you get from civilians when you come home, and who assume you're an idiot, a victim of PTSD, and that you lack both creativity and imagination. You're tired of meeting college girls at parties who assume you're dumb and closed-minded because, paradoxically, they're dumb and closed-minded and don't understand there are good and noble reasons for joining the military. Reasons you perhaps no longer believe in, but whatever."

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