White House gate crashers

By Richard Z. Chesnoff

Now here's a suggestion for Osama bin Laden. Shave your beard, get a good haircut, rent a tux and show up at a White House State Dinner with a tall, elegant blonde in a very chi-chi evening gown. Make believe your names should be on the official guest list, slip past remarkably dumb security guards, be formally announced by a US Marine, enter the banquet tent, pose for pictures with Vice President Joe Biden and Rahm Emmanuel. Then surreptitiously pick up a dinner fork or knife from a table, sidle up to the President of the United States or even a Marine Guard and ...More