By Dave Barry"So I was pedaling along on my bicycle, towing a little kiddie trailer that contained my daughter, Sophie, and her friend Sofia. I like to tow Sophie when she has a friend with her, because they quickly forget that I'm up there pedaling, so I can listen in on their conversations and find out what is on the minds of 4-year-old children. Usually it's something like this:
FIRST CHILD: You're a tree head! (Wild giggling.)
SECOND CHILD: No, YOU'RE a tree head! (Wild giggling.)
FIRST CHILD: You're a pine-cone head! (Wild giggling.)
SECOND CHILD: No, YOU'RE a pine-cone head! (Wild giggling.)"
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