Inauguration Special: Jay-Z's "My President Is Black" Live Remix

"A potentially fatal syndrome that affects citizens of the United States who, until the 2008 Presidential election, harbored anti-American sentiment or just didn’t give a damn, characterized by a sudden patriotic feeling, the unpatriotic act of defacing the American flag, temporary euphoria, and a herd mentality thought to be caused by a defect in the central nervous system. Closely related but not to be confused with racism or socialism."