Monday, October 13, 2008

JTL Jokes
By Mike Long (bio)

My brother is a shadowy figure living somewhere west of the Mississippi. He writes jokes, mostly about what’s going on in the news. Funny jokes. Very funny jokes, actually. Some so funny that, uh, I can’t even post them here. They’re that funny. Anyway, I’ll try to post them every day or so. If you’d like to have them emailed to you every day, send a note to JTLJokes / AT / aol.com. And now, the first batch for Political Mavens:

A high school student in Chicago died after being attacked with a brick. Or, as Tony Rezko calls it, a “Vote Obama Button.”

Sources have told reporters that Hugh Hefner and Holly Madison have ended their romance and now sleep in separate beds. Now they just need to tell Hef.

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are reportedly back together. Their reps say Kimmel missed Silverman…and Silverman missed people knowing who she was.

Police say New York Mets pitcher Ambiorix Burgos was involved in a hit-and-run that killed two women. Legal experts say the case is shaky, as no one can remember the last time a Met hit anything.

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