An Amish farmer walking, notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: ‘Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.’ Which means: ‘Don’t drink the water, the cows have [crapped] in it.’
The man shouts back: ‘I’m from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.’
The Amish man says: ‘Use two hands, you’ll get more.’
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