Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Astrologers and scary Bush

Forget about Tuesday’s votes in Oregon and Kentucky. Barack Obama has won the Cosmic Primary and is destined to be the next president of the United States.

Seven leading astrologers consulted their charts and came to the unanimous conclusion, which they shared Tuesday at the United Astrology Conference in Denver…the seven panelists shared a sense of foreboding.

No kidding, did they really? I would venture to say that many, many Americans have a shared sense of foreboding about this upcoming election, and we’re not reading anyone’s chart; we’re just watching the ascent of truthiness, paranoia, divisive and inciteful rhetoric and oh, yeah, the overtly decided national press turn our political process into a banana goulash.

The Anchoress

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