White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes, and says: "Nice
pigs, Sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas
Razorback Hogs I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got
one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes, and says:
Excellent trade, sir.
H/T Terry
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